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Are You A Republican?
Everything I used to bore people on newsgroups and mailing lists with, now in one inconvenient place.
3% here, but fortunately they’re not standing for office in our little ballot today. We get another helping of Blair instead (probably). Oh joy…
Fear me: 47%.
I was 7%. Do you still love me?
Apparently I’m a “Nascar Dad” at 50% and every Republican ad was made for my pleasure.
Too bad I’ve viciously declined every vote I had for the last five years and intend to continue doing so while railing against all existing political parties for likely some time to come. (I just wish we had a “none of the above” so I could vote that instead of having to hand my ballot back.)
Oh. This was a fair and above-board poll (even considering this was a blog-meme). Let’s take a question at random:
“4) Hitler.
Typical of the Patriarchy.
The ultimate Republican.
A brilliant but sadly deranged leader.
He had the right idea.”
Yeah, those are the only options. Fuckheads.
Jason, just repeat to yourself it’s just a joke, and you should really just relax.