Open letter to Rochester drivers

…or at least the ones who work for the company whose name sounds a little like nodak:

Just because there is a molecule of snow on the gound does not give you license to park 3/4s of a car width away from the car nearest you. When I lived in Canada we had two little tricks that I’m willing to share with you for no cost: we either got the fuck out of our cars and kicked some snow off the ground to find the stripe, or we just parked as far away from the next guy as we did in summer. Now, is that so hard?

I swear our company parking lot’s capacity goes down by 50% in winter, and you have to park further away from the door just when you’d least like to walk that extra distance.

Blast from the Past

One of my former cow-orkers at GeoVision just sent me this picture from one of our pick-up hockey games:

GeoHockey, as we called it, was a blast. I was terrible at it, but it got me a chance to get some exercise. The best part, though, was getting an ice-level view of some really good hockey players. There was one guy, Chris Fanjoy, who played in a couple of leagues, and because he played 4 or 5 times a week his equipment never dried out – you could smell him coming sometimes. There was another guy, dammit I forget his name, who just about danced on his skates – I remember just standing there in awe at what a fluid and natural skater he was. There were several other really good players, and watching them make plays gave you a sense of the game that I never got from watching it on TV.

There was another guy who I was always glad to see, because with him there I wasn’t the worst skater on the ice. He never changed his clothes – he skated in the same black jeans that he’d go to work in.

And there was a guy or two I was always sorry to see – they were good players, but they cared too much about scoring, and not enough about having fun. One of them would cuss me out for not having enough equipment after he’d broken the rules and raise the puck or after I’d limp off after he body checked me to the ground. We didn’t allow body checking or raising because this was supposed to be a fun thing, and some people didn’t have full equipment (namely cups).

We usually didn’t have goalies either – we just turned the nets around backwards and you had to bounce the puck off the back boards into the net to score.

Normally it was so much fun that it was worth the knee pain afterward.

That’s not good

My laptop was on when I pushed it aside to watch a TV show. I picked it up after the show, and it made that “bong” noise that it makes when it’s booting. And then 3 seconds later it made it again. And continued to make it as odd intervals, for about 20 more times before it eventually booted.

I’m backing everything up right now. I’m also checking out the prices for new Powerbooks.