If we’re at a restaurant, and I put down $11 for a $9 check, don’t pick up my $11 and put down $21 for both my $9 check and your $9 check. That’s just blantantly trying to disguise the fact that you’re a cheap undertipping bastard.
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Everything I used to bore people on newsgroups and mailing lists with, now in one inconvenient place.