I am:
2%
Republican.
“You’re a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)”

Are You A Republican?

6 Comments

  1. Barry Price says:

    3% here, but fortunately they’re not standing for office in our little ballot today. We get another helping of Blair instead (probably). Oh joy…

  2. rone says:

    Fear me: 47%.

  3. Vicki says:

    I was 7%. Do you still love me?

  4. Mike says:

    Apparently I’m a “Nascar Dad” at 50% and every Republican ad was made for my pleasure.

    Too bad I’ve viciously declined every vote I had for the last five years and intend to continue doing so while railing against all existing political parties for likely some time to come. (I just wish we had a “none of the above” so I could vote that instead of having to hand my ballot back.)

  5. JRH says:

    Oh. This was a fair and above-board poll (even considering this was a blog-meme). Let’s take a question at random:

    “4) Hitler.
    Typical of the Patriarchy.
    The ultimate Republican.
    A brilliant but sadly deranged leader.
    He had the right idea.”

    Yeah, those are the only options. Fuckheads.

  6. Paul Tomblin says:

    Jason, just repeat to yourself it’s just a joke, and you should really just relax.

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