Fascinating Facts My Coworkers Don’t Appear to Know:
- Cubicle walls are not infinitely rigid membranes, but are in fact quite flexible.
- As well as transmitting motion, cubicle walls also don’t do much to stop sound.
- The other side of the cubicle wall that bounds a hallway frequently bounds a cubicle that contains a human being. Sometimes that human being is actually trying to work, or at least feign it convincingly. Flexing his or her cubicle wall by leaning against it, punching it or grabbing the top and shaking it or having loud hallway meetings just on the other side of that cubicle wall may be distracting to him or her and make it hard for him or her to accomplish their goal of working or feigning work.
- If you are unable to stand on your own two feet for the duration of your loud and distracting hallway meeting, our employer helpfully provides chairs that you can sit down on. You will find those chairs back at your cubicle, or at the cubicle of the person you are talking to, or in our many meeting rooms, or in the break room. They are not provided in hallways, for reasons that might become apparent if you carefully read the previous points.
Just thought you’d like to know.
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My wife just landed a government job about 2 hours ago which will see her become a cube-dweller.
She got quite the laugh out of your insight on what she has to look forward to. 🙂
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