And today’s target for slow lingering death is the young woman who sits right behind me. And the reason for her impending death is that she’s snapping her gum.
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Everything I used to bore people on newsgroups and mailing lists with, now in one inconvenient place.
That seems perfectly reasonable to me. Also, you should add the soup-slurpers to that list.
OK, now I know I composed a comment earlier offering an alibi for you, should one be needed. After all, you can’t do her bodily harm in Rochester at the same time you were sighted in downtown New Haven.
Soup-slurping is OK if you’re slurping the noodles, but noisily slurping the broth is right out.
There is a place for soup slurping, and it’s not at your desk. If it’s noisier than lettuce, go to a break room or cafeteria.