Why can’t I….

…murder somebody in cold blood if they’re popping their gum in the cubicle next to me? Is it a violation of some employee diversity rule, or a noise ordnance, or what?

2 thoughts on “Why can’t I….”

  1. Heh. I shared my first office at Sun with a
    woman who was on the phone four hours a day,
    chirping gaily away in Mandarin. I would
    have gladly bought her some Fleer’s to shut
    her up.

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