I had a cleaning appointment today at 9am. I went in, sat down, the hygenist opened the usual plastic pounch of various instruments of torture, and then decided she needed something out of the cupboard. She took what she wanted and turned away and the door fell off the cupboard and onto my knee, slid off, and evidently landed on her toe. She said “I just need to sit you up” and then left. Seconds later I hear her sobbing and a crowd of other hygenists around her acting all solicitous. I guess her toe was hurt worse than my knee.
They have rescheduled me for 10:30am with a different hygenist.
Start throwing around words like “liability” and “attorney” and see how solicitous they get.
So how is your knee feeling?
Oh, the impact on my knee was a non-event.