Category: Rant

Open letter to Rochester drivers

…or at least the ones who work for the company whose name sounds a little like nodak:

Just because there is a molecule of snow on the gound does not give you license to park 3/4s of a car width away from the car nearest you. When I lived in Canada we had two little tricks that I’m willing to share with you for no cost: we either got the fuck out of our cars and kicked some snow off the ground to find the stripe, or we just parked as far away from the next guy as we did in summer. Now, is that so hard?

I swear our company parking lot’s capacity goes down by 50% in winter, and you have to park further away from the door just when you’d least like to walk that extra distance.

That’s not good

My laptop was on when I pushed it aside to watch a TV show. I picked it up after the show, and it made that “bong” noise that it makes when it’s booting. And then 3 seconds later it made it again. And continued to make it as odd intervals, for about 20 more times before it eventually booted.

I’m backing everything up right now. I’m also checking out the prices for new Powerbooks.

You must be smarter than this stick to be on the Internet

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A friend of mine once said “If your VCR is flashing 12:00, you probably shouldn’t be running Linux.”

A bad idea, badly implemented

I’m watching a show about the bomb plot to kill Hitler – I think the series is called “Virtual History”. They’re doing recreations, but instead of the usual recreations with actors, they are morphing real images of the prinicple characters over the actor’s head. Unfortunately the real image looks totally un-animated, making them all look like zombies.

The other stupid thing they’re doing is trying to make the recreations look like historical movies by using bad colour, hissy sound and fake “damage” (scratches, dirt, pops and splices) on both the video and audio. No good can come of that.