A friend of mine told me this story. She says she was on the subway and saw a guy wearing a t-shirt that says Bow before me, for I am root.
“Cute shirt”, she says.
“Do you even know what it means”, he sneered.
“Why don’t you call me some time – my number is 127.0.0.1”, she responded.
“Hey, how’d you know what my IP address is??? OMG [and he’ll actually say oh em gee] are you Trinity???”