I’ve noticed some really weird search strings in the referrer logs for my web site. After sharing some of the funnier ones with some of my friends, one of them pointed me at
Disturbing Search Requests – a web site specifically for sharing these things.
More about my canoe building experience
I forgot to mention a few things in my previous blog entry.
The first is that some years after finishing my canoe, I got the bug to build another one. This time without the mistakes, or at least with new and better mistakes. So I bought the Harrowsmith Press book Canoecraft.
One of the prime reasons I’d wanted to build a canoe in the first place was lusting after the canoes from Bear Mountain Canoebuilders, and this book was written by the owner of Bear Mountain, so I knew it would be good. And it is good. But the most important thing I discovered in that book was that Ted Moores, the guy who built those perfect canoes that I’d coveted for years and years, in describing every detail of his canoe shop, pointed out his “crying chair”. Yes, Mr. Perfection himself every now and then felt the need to sit down, cry about the mistake he’d just made, compose himself and figure out how to fix it. Suddenly I felt a lot better about my own tears.
I don’t know if it was in the version of the book when I used it, but the website for the book I used in the first place, David Hazen’s “Strippers Guide to Canoe Building” has a Builder’s Pep Talk online. The most important part, at least in my experience is:
Soon after that release I realized that not one of my customers ever saw those mistakes. They were usually too overwhelmed by the charisma of the boat and ignorant of what small details composed the multitude of “mistakes” that went into every boat.
A lesson on flaws and the visibility thereof
Or “how I once learned not to wallow in self-criticism”.
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You must be smarter than a stick…
The Register on the “Bagle Worm”
I have a sig file that says “You must be smarter than >—- this stick to put a machine on the Internet”. People who, in this day and age, click on an email attachment in a message with a subject line of “Hi” and a body text that just consists of the line “Test, yep :)” have failed that test.
What the fuck is wrong with you Windows users? I’d say you have the brains of kelp, but that would be an insult to kelp.
Hey, LiveJournal users!
According to my web logs, two of you have syndicated me as “rantsnrevel” (Vicki and Jen) and somebody else has me syndicated as “ptomblin”. I don’t know who it is who has me syndicated as “ptomblin”, but if you were to switch to using “rantnrevel”, your syndication cost would go down (and so would Vicki and Jen’s).