Phone call yesterday afternoon:
Him: “Paul, you know that computer you were sitting at down in the lab earlier?”
Me: “Yeah, what about it?”
Him: “I got a call from Corporate Security. Evidently it was pinging the corporate network.”
Me: “Yeah, I was looking for a machine connected to the network so I could read my email.”
Him: “Well, they want you to stop pinging.”
Me: “I did about 3 pings of relay.foo.com, and then when I saw it was connected, I telnetted to it.”
Him: “Well, I’m going to have to disconnect that machine from the network.”
Me: “DUDE! WTF?”
So I’m down in the lab again, doing this test that takes over an hour to run, and using a different computer to check my email. And this time I was careful to test its network connectivity by attempting a telnet, rather than using one of those evil nasty pings.