I was trying to explain to somebody how much cooler you are if you just type a big long pipeline with a bunch of unix commands rather than putting the results of one command into a file, then processing that file into another one, and so on. And how for full geek points, that pipeline really needs to include at least one awk command. And then it hit me:
Unix is an Extreme Sport(tm). Just look how much Mountain Dew the average Unix geek drinks.
Uncyclopedia got there a few years earlier: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Extreme_Programming
What no perl? Too new, only 20+ years young?