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I applied for long term disability insurance. Not because I anticipate problems, but because I don’t want Vicki and I to end up broke and homeless if I can’t work.

After review of your application, we regret to inform you that we are unable to issue a policy to you because of your longstanding history of multiple joint problems.

Because if there is one thing that would prevent me from typing all day, it’s chronic knee pain.

2 Responses to “Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck”

  1. Alexis Says:

    Try other insurance companies, or try going through a broker who will hopefully know if there are any insurers out there who are more lenient on joint issues.

    A worse option may be to specifically ask for an exclusion on joint issues.

  2. Vicki Says:

    I think a joint exclusion is a good idea.

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